The priest looked bad in his vestments, like a purple onion with baggy eyes. He walked staggeringly slow to the altar and mumbled through his 'word of the lord's and 'halleluiah's like a chore.
"Years ago I took these vows to avoid earthly delight... I want a taste of flesh. So let me lay you down and rip off your clothes and we can live in sin"
"But there's no going back!!!"
"I know. I know I'm gonna burn in hell for this"
The priest looked bad and we locked eyes and I drew his hands up my thighs.